tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

ayas-laboratory:

do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”

spankmehardbarry:

when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do

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  #dance moms is a gift  
hamishthehobbit:

It’s official! 🎓 #graduation

hamishthehobbit:

It’s official! 🎓 #graduation

  #perf    #mutuals! I reblog selfies!  

unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

svveden:

how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

piplump:

I’m going to start a Christian sports club called Jehovah’s Fitness

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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internetvvhore:

good looking 13 year olds 

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thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

coolguyhat:

The President of Nintendo just made me spit my water out.