ah dumpster diving, or as i like I call it “finding myself”
my texting speed varies from embarassingly fast to one week later slow
ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because
i fucking hate this website
its 3am and there are tears streaming down my face because of this
My favorite thing about Olivia Wilde is that her real name is Olivia Cockburn and boy did she make a smart move getting a stage name.
Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*
A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”
you had me at rich snail
- Who’d you kill for that URL?
- [insert social justice problem here, whether it was related or not]
- I did NOT do this for just x notes!
- [reposts without source]
- [Semi-relevant Supernatural gif]
- Where’s the Supernatural fandom?
you know you’re british when watching someone on tv make a cup of tea using the microwave is physically and emotionally painful
WE DON’T!? I don’t understand. We use tea kettles. TEA KETTLES. they sell them in Target. And Walmart. Like. I don’t understand.
The SAT Test website is teaching me how to take a proper selfie.
must be human
this guy is systematically undoing the world
WHAT IS THIS ABOUT AMERICANS NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE TEA PROPERLY!?!?! I’ve literally never microwaved water to get it hot, I use a tea kettle. I’m pretty sure 90% of Americans use a tea kettle. I promise we’re not that uncivilized!
Me during tests