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Oh Hello, and welcome to David does tumblr. It all started out as a doctor who blog and now I just reblog everything. I like Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Nerdfighteria etc. but mostly I just blog funny stuff. Thanks.

Tardises (Tardi?) in the lot.


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3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 48,339 notes

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 209,064 notes

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 31,061 notes

clolphin:

More pictures from today :) add me on snapchat at mcarrilloatnj !

3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 49 notes
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futurefantastic:

"bear with me," i say

i have a bear with me. i want everyone to know

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 82,691 notes

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

4 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 11,932 notes

Faction Mottos

Dauntless: yolo
Amity: ily
Candor: tbh
Erudite: fyi
Abnegation: wbu
9 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 11,522 notes

proveable:

my parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly

9 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 265,080 notes

itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

image

9 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 45,937 notes

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

10 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 65,051 notes

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

10 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 310,746 notes

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

10 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 64,497 notes

communistbakery:

textbaka:

tumblr is a lot like singing tbh

yeah because you can only hit like 3 notes

10 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 102,372 notes

ilovett:

the worst type of procrastination is the one where you’re totally insistent that you’re going to be productive, so you spend hours on tumblr, but refuse to catch up on tv shows or anything because “i’m going to work in like a second”

10 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 55,920 notes