textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
More pictures from today :) add me on snapchat at mcarrilloatnj !
"bear with me," i say
i have a bear with me. i want everyone to know
*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
my parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly
me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!
why the hell did we all learn the exact words
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before
they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
tumblr is a lot like singing tbh
yeah because you can only hit like 3 notes
the worst type of procrastination is the one where you’re totally insistent that you’re going to be productive, so you spend hours on tumblr, but refuse to catch up on tv shows or anything because “i’m going to work in like a second”