shampoo for my real friends
real poo for my sham friends
do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”
when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information
It’s officially gone too far now.
I’m going to start a Christian sports club called Jehovah’s Fitness
when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
The President of Nintendo just made me spit my water out.